The Partners by Unknown Author

Said the Puppy to the Elephant: "Let's form a partnership,
And let us tour the country in a profitable trip.
For you and I together could prodigies perform,
And gather crowds of people and take them quite by storm,
For you could lift a mighty weight, and I could push below.
While all the crowd would hold their breath, and then they'd all say "Oh!"
And then they all would wave their flags and clap their hands and laugh,
Then you and I'd divide the cash, and I would give you half.
Our fortunes would he surely made, an overflowing cup.
If you would only lift the weights, while I would push them up."